Thursday, July 31, 2008

Betty Crocker, we ain't!

Ok so it's been a while since I've last posted anything but I have been busy making sure we can do this "every two months" thing. Anyway, we have been receiving various Facebook posts, emails and poll responses in regards to our content.

You want more MOM stuff. You are offended by our headlines. You think Big Daddy is a hero.

I'm perplexed.

First, I thought the majority of readers loved to hate Big Daddy. He is, after all, the villain of the magazine and we love him for that but we didn't think you did, too! That is good news, though. I am not complaining.

Second, more mommy articles? Seriously? I can't see it happening in the near future but I am sure we can accomodate you somehow. I thought that incorporating the events calendar into the magazine would appease you but perhaps I was wrong.

And lastly, SERIOUSLY? Our Gardeners Do It On Your Knees offends you!?! I'm baffled. No one said boo when I did the Do You Spit or Swallow column (which is wine tasting, for all of you dirty-minded girls out there). But, to steal from my good pal Perez, "Hell to the no!"

We want to make you giggle. We want to take you away from Mommy mode. We want you to WANT US! We need... you ... to need us! Oh gawd, see, now I'm going start singing and it's all going to hell!

At any rate, our first year anniversary is fast approaching and I truly feel that we have gotten over our teething problems, starting pooping on the potty like a big girl and are ready to head off to pre-school!

Enjoy us for what we are and quit trying to change us. We're not the poor bastard you married.

On THAT note, be sure to sign up for our Scavenger Hunt! It's gonna be a BLAST!