My new Twitter BFF Tanis Miller aka @Redneckmommy celebrates the week before Father's Day by calling it "Weiner Week."
Since she's much more clever than I am, I'm just gonna steal that for the focus of this blog and not try to come up with anything relating to dick, pecker, wang, johnson, shaft, schlong, package, woody, skin flute or joystick.
Nope, not gonna try.
Instead, I'm gonna steal my favourite lines from movies and songs about all things PENIS in order to pay tribute to my second favourite gender: MEN.
Lady gaga said: Let's have some fun, this beat is sick. I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Chuck Berry said: My ding a ling, my ding a ling, I want you to play with my ding a ling.”
AC/DC yells: Oh I've got big balls. And they're such big balls. Dirty big balls
I've got the biggest... balls of them all!
Since she's much more clever than I am, I'm just gonna steal that for the focus of this blog and not try to come up with anything relating to dick, pecker, wang, johnson, shaft, schlong, package, woody, skin flute or joystick.
Nope, not gonna try.
Instead, I'm gonna steal my favourite lines from movies and songs about all things PENIS in order to pay tribute to my second favourite gender: MEN.
Lady gaga said: Let's have some fun, this beat is sick. I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Chuck Berry said: My ding a ling, my ding a ling, I want you to play with my ding a ling.”
AC/DC yells: Oh I've got big balls. And they're such big balls. Dirty big balls
I've got the biggest... balls of them all!
Happy Father's Day to Big Daddy, the biggest dick of them all!!
Mickey Avalon taunted: My dick need no introduction. Your dick don't even function
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